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Badmash
08-21-2010, 02:54 PM
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit often, she things it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respet her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complaints it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in awhile, she profess you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction :8):

master412160
08-21-2010, 04:12 PM
ahaha lol! I think most are true! +rep and +thanks This is one of the reasons I voted for you!

Badmash
08-21-2010, 05:27 PM
Hehehe thanks for your support and vote bro . Hope others will also enjoy ........

master412160
08-21-2010, 05:33 PM
I think so to if got humor, the voting is closed now.

Marry Parker
08-21-2010, 06:34 PM
You made me smile Atul, in fact I always do when I read your posts:(happy):.

BTW, good analysis :(hi):


If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit often, she things it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respet her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complaints it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in awhile, she profess you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction :8):

Mr.FM
08-21-2010, 06:35 PM
Lol, really nice one.

Deserve the +rep for this :)

master412160
08-21-2010, 06:53 PM
I know woman would react postivei!

Badmash
08-21-2010, 08:08 PM
hehehehe Mp amma ji thanks for positive reply . FM thanks for rep and good to see you back again ...

fightthesunrise
08-25-2010, 06:08 AM
I disagree with most of these.

I guess I'm not like most women, huh?

GeeOne
08-25-2010, 06:14 AM
I also disagree with many points, but ......:x:

G!


I disagree with most of these.

I guess I'm not like most women, huh?

Badmash
08-25-2010, 06:37 AM
Mallory you maybe not not like this but most of them are . Don't you think so .......

Marry Parker
08-25-2010, 06:41 AM
Mal, there was no offence intended for anyone:(shake):.

Atul posted this poem just to enlighten the mood of OW members :(giggle):


I disagree with most of these.

I guess I'm not like most women, huh?

Badmash
08-25-2010, 08:26 AM
Yeah I never thought to heart anyone feelings :(-: .

charan
08-25-2010, 08:34 AM
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit often, she things it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respet her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complaints it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in awhile, she profess you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction :8):

Bhai really nice one. I like it. Thanks for sharing.

Mr.FM
08-25-2010, 08:42 AM
Bhai really nice one. I like it. Thanks for sharing.

Charan, you keep away from it, still you got to marry :(:

Badmash
08-25-2010, 08:46 AM
Hahahahaha FM what does that means , cant he enjoy Bachelor life right now .

charan
08-25-2010, 08:50 AM
Charan, you keep away from it, still you got to marry :(:


No i too want to experience, what Bhai has written about women.Hahahahaha:(rofl):

fightthesunrise
08-25-2010, 09:25 AM
Mal, there was no offence intended for anyone:(shake):.

Atul posted this poem just to enlighten the mood of OW members :(giggle):

Lol, I know.

It's all good.


Yeah I never thought to heart anyone feelings :(-: .

Oh no! That's not what I meant. I meant that it's funny that women act like that... Women are so complicated. No two are the same.

Mr.FM
08-25-2010, 10:22 AM
One thing one should always keep in mind, if there is no women no world !!!!!!

Badmash
08-25-2010, 12:10 PM
We know that FM . Women is God for Males because she is generator ..........

Mr.FM
08-25-2010, 12:27 PM
Yes never to forget that.

master412160
08-25-2010, 01:36 PM
I disagree with most of these.

I guess I'm not like most women, huh?

Its good you come up for your self and I guess you are not.

Badmash
08-25-2010, 03:47 PM
See Mall you got so many supporters ....

Zach
08-25-2010, 08:59 PM
This is so true.

master412160
08-26-2010, 01:03 PM
See Mall you got so many supporters ....

Not now Zach has replied hehehehe

Badmash
08-26-2010, 03:53 PM
But atleast we have many supporters for her lool ...

master412160
08-27-2010, 10:34 AM
That would be true indeed

plazatravel
11-10-2010, 02:29 PM
Sad but true. Can't live with or without them, either.